Without a Sound

I'm 18, in New York my name's Andrew and you just know.

May The Lord smite me

I swear to fuck I couldn’t have a good date in this town if Susan Sarandon took me out to Olive Garden

I’ll tell you what, if all this jailbait keep making the googly eyes at me imma have to castrate my self I say I say

why can’t caddillactica come out tomorrow

This week I saw Gogol Bordello, went through hell to get to Long Island and just did other things too and it was good. I also made a profile on a dating website and that I don’t know


Tomorrow is my birthday. When I wake up I will be the Dancing Queen. 

Happy birthday!


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via whosayswhatnormalisanymore)

why these bitches aint fucking with me

If I’m working till 4, so I’m listening to Gucci till 4. Holla

I saw Gogol bordello live tonight and someone stepped on my face. 10/10 would play again

Fixed. theme by Andrew McCarthy